Derek’s a professional chef, and Stiles is a blogger who butchers his recipes.
Derek’s a professional chef, and Stiles is a blogger who butchers his recipes.
Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.
It’s porn with a sprinkling of plot. A witch sends Derek into heat and then he and Stiles DO IT.
Stiles is 27 now, with a master’s degree and a career and a house and a serious boyfriend and a life in San Francisco that doesn’t include Derek. But then Stiles unexpectedly shows back up in Beacon Hills, and Derek would recognize that scent anywhere.
Stiles and Derek act like a couple. But they’re not. Seriously! Derek has a boyfriend and Stiles has a girlfriend. They’re just friends, overly-attached and possessive friends, but that’s it. Right?
Stiles gets a tattoo when he turns eighteen. Derek notices. Quietly.
Stiles wiggled a bit to adjust the fit of his skinny jeans and winced slightly. There was a fine line between paint and pants and he was pretty sure that line had frowned at him in disapproval two sizes back. He popped a few breath mints and resisted the urge to run nervous hands through his hair lest he ruin all of Lydia’s hard work. Stiles took a deep breath, sent up a prayer, and stepped into line at Howl, the most underground of underground nightclubs that Beacon Hills had to offer.
Not that Beacon Hills had any other underground nightclubs but still, Stiles was there, ready to unleash his inner beast and walk on the wild side.
Kink meme fill: Established relationship. After someone flirts with Stiles, Derek needs to show him who he belongs to by fucking him in a room full of mirrors so he can see himself stretched open. Bonus points if Derek forces Stiles to watch as his hole is stretched to accommodate Derek’s knot
(p.s. I win the bonus points)
- Part 1 of the Show Me Your Teeth
model stiles tag
Stiles never grew up to have his best friend turn into a werewolf, he moved to New York, and he became impossibly sexy.
IN other words, Stiles moves to New York and becomes a Victor’s Secret Model. Yes, YES YES YES
Stiles could feel it all unravelling, he needed a distraction. Derek was gone, could Stiles find him? After months of research, Derek has returned to Beacon Hills and Stiles is about to ask him the most important question of his life.
Will Derek say yes or no?
If yes, they are about to start an incredible journey of discovery.
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Stiles drinks a vial of poison to keep it from being used on Derek and the pack. He dies briefly nefore Derek’s CPR skills bring him back. All seems normal until he begins to have visions of the past and future. While the pack struggles to find answers Stiles’ visions begin to suggest a future that he never thought possible while revealing a potential threat that could end it all before it begins.
- Part 1 of the Sight
”Most parents will tell their children that they’re ‘special’, gush over their precious little snowflake for in their eyes their child is truly extraordinary as though another had never existed. However when Stiles’ mother sat down his ten year old self and told him he was ‘special’ her sentiment was slightly more literal.”
X-men au in which derek is wolverine and Stiles has a telekinesis/slight telepathy mutation.
Stiles accidentally injured his muscles in his back thigh. He said it was fine, but Scott and his father urged him to at least get it checked out at the clinic.
Well, he did get it checked out, but it was more than just his thigh.
Derek thinks that moving across the country and start at a new job would be the most drastic changes he could make. Then he meets Stiles, and even though he suspects Stiles is a patient that has escaped the psych ward on the tenth floor he can’t help but be intrigued by the teen.
Stiles is a paramedic and Derek gets into a bike accident.
It’s kind of love at first sight.
Stiles is mostly interested in becoming the best omega doctor this world has to offer. He is NOT interested in the lame alphas who keep chasing after him.
Derek Hale doesn’t stand a chance.
They should’ve eloped. It had to be better than their mothers conspiring and planning their wedding before they’d even had their first kiss, right?
There were not many things that sent shivers of fear down Derek’s spine anymore. Jackson screaming was one of them.
“DAD! DAD! SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH ERICA!” Derek couldn’t remember a time he had moved faster in his life, in less than three seconds he was out of his bedroom and down the stairs to where Erica and Jackson had been playing before bedtime.
Jackson was bent over his sister whining at her, she was pale and shaking violently.
Single dad Derek Hale hadn’t expected that one of the worst nights in his life could lead to so much more.
When he takes his daughter Erica to hospital after her first seizure he meets pediatrician Stiles Stilinski who somehow (through bribery and candy) manages to worm his way into their lives.
What happens Erica and Jackson’s mother makes a reappearance and tries to tear their family apart.
Nope, sorry (´；д；`)
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Stiles accidentally tells his roommate that Derek is his boyfriend.
Lip’s first year of college is reasonably better with someone as new to the environment as he is.
After episode six of Shameless, Ian and Mickey run to California. Things go slightly array when they end up in werewolf-invested Beacon Hills on a full moon. And they just get more tangled as time goes on.
The night before Stiles turns eighteen, Derek Hale spills coffee on him. Things get weirder (and more awesome) from there. (Alpha!Stiles AU)
Stiles and Scott are two otaku nerds, both helplessly smitten with the objects of their affections. The only difference is, Scott’s managed to start dating his, while Stiles is still stuck in the courtship stage. He decides to takes some advice from manga. And from Laura Hale.
Stiles is about to turn eighteen, and he’s ready to make something happen with Derek. Scott, being the good friend that he is, has a suggestion.
i am toasting to the way you put that smile upon my face by decideophobia (1/1 | 2,635 | PG-13)
“Dude,” he says slowly, meeting Derek’s glance again, face disbelieving. “Is—is it your birthday?”
“No,” Derek sneers. “I’m just treating myself to a cupcake.”
It turns out that both Stiles and Derek are inexperienced in the bedroom department, but Stiles just takes that as a challenge and tries his best to blow Derek’s mind.
(Or where the pack forgets it’s Stiles’ birthday and it all spirals down until Stiles leaves the pack and gets into way too much trouble.)
Derek doesn’t care. Really, it doesn’t bother him at all. Stiles kisses people all the time.
"You smell like cake."
Stiles and Derek play Mario Kart.
Contrary to popular opinion, Derek doesn’t have a problem with birthdays. It’s surprises that he can’t stand.
In the summer of 1941, with the country on the brink of war, diner waiter Stiles meets Derek Hale, an army soldier just passing through Beacon Hills.
“Um, my name is Stiles. Are you Derek Hale?”
“Yes,” and now he just sounded ticked off. “Why are you calling?”
“I, uh, saw your website,” Stiles said, gesturing toward the laptop even though he didn’t know why. “You know, about the sex thing. And you’re a Dom and stuff… and I would like you to dominate me, please.”
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Stiles gets a massage. And then some.
Alternatively: in which Stiles’ mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.
masseur!Derek AU x cop!Stiles/firefighter!Derek AU (because apparently I’m into all the tropes)
Stiles gets injured on the job because he’s just awesome like that, and it turns out his usual massage therapist isn’t in. Unfortunately, the masseur who’s replacing him is precisely the reason Stiles ended up getting hurt in the first place.
Woah. Stiles had a massage next. She’d agreed to it because her mom said it would be nice, but shit, now there’d be someone touching on her. Shit. What if it was a scary Brunhilda type? What if it was a hot lady? Oh god, oh god, oh god—
“Stilinski?” Stiles pulled her robe more snugly around herself and looked over at the doorway to the rest of the spa, in which stood a dude. A dude. Who was like, chiseled as fuck. Oh god, oh god. Even worse.
Stiles swallowed. “Uh, yes—yeah. That’s me.”
Derek pushes the door open and almost stops right there. What he sees is not what he was expecting. The guest is laying on his stomach on the massage table, his forearms folded under his chin. His legs are so long that his feet fall over the edge of the table. The little white towel is the only thing covering him.
In which Stiles does yoga, Derek is a masseur, and Scott is a cockblocker.
"Stiles is a masseur, and very good at what he does. Derek was not expecting this."
and general massage trope:
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