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eating disorder tag
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"Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."
Damn, now he has to piss and he really, really doesn’t like the idea of exposing his junk to subzero temperatures. Stiles frowns the most epic frowny face of all time and gets to his feet. He hobbles over to behind the nearest tree and unzips his pants. Dick in hand, he goes about his business.
And suddenly, there is a very bright light in his eyes and oh god oh god oh god there is someone walking towards him and that someone is growling – growling! – Christ who even does that!? Stiles palms at his dick immediately, shoving it back into his pants. “Oh my god,” he shrieks (manly, he shrieks manly) in embarrassment. He backs himself flush against the tree, hands in the air. “I don’t have any money I swear,” he says, squinting into the light.
The light-wielder stomps forward and Stiles finds himself with a face full of very hot, very angry park ranger. He has a moment to thank the heavens he’s not being mugged before said ranger speaks. “What do you think you’re doing,” he growls, seriously growls, at him.
"Um," Stiles starts, blinking rapidly as blotches of light dance in front of his eyes. "I was taking a leak?"
“Yes,” Dad says, tone matching Stiles’ exactly. “Because I’ve gone bra shopping so many times, I’m practically a pro.”
Or the one where Stiles is a girl and nothing really changes.
Derek is the alpha of a pack of young wolves who are busy finding babysitters, planning holidays, holding jobs and clinging to normalcy. When Peter pitches the idea to plant flowers on the Hale property, Derek doesn’t quite take him seriously. That is until he walks into the little floral shop off 1st and Oakheart and meets the strange young man from out of town, Stiles Stilinski.
Gallop Fast Enough, And Follow The Howl To My Heart by TheAllShipperKAZ2Y5 (2/? | 6,971 | NC-17)
Derek is the owner of and a Ranger for the Hale Wolf Sanctuary, specializing in preserving wolves and re-building the four-legged population. Laura has a habit of doing things without his consent, and Cora likes to laugh at him on Skype.
Or, the one where Stiles joins the Ranger Force and develops an affection for a silver eyed wolf dubbed ‘Sourwolf’ by said truly.
Stiles isn’t just the pack’s resident human, soft & squishy & easily breakable. Stiles comes from long line of secret agents and could probably give James Bond a run for his money. Of course Stiles isn’t allowed be awesome which might be why some of the pack think he’s not worth their time.
Or, the one where Stiles can’t take it anymore and moves to New York without telling anyone & Derek finds out and has a melt down.
The Escalation of Minor Misunderstandings (It’s Always Spider-Man’s Fault) by lorax (1/1 | 29,326 | PG-13)
Stiles isn’t Spider-Man, but someone forgot to send SHIELD the memo. When Fury comes to recruit him, he doesn’t come alone.
Part 1 of Team Building and Other Useless Rituals
The amazing Spider Stiles and the adventures of Wolverine sex by LucifersHitman (1/1 | 995 | NC-17)
For my baby Dominique who wanted Spiderman Stiles and Derek fucking hardcore uwu
Stiles gets kidnapped by crazy hunters. It’s super.
Stiles is captured by hunters and gets to know the mysterious guy next door.
Stiles has what he’s always secretly wanted - he’s in a relationship with Derek and he’s one of Derek’s betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.
Alone, Stiles could feel the tiredness start to run through his body, the cuts on his body aching and other places hurting which made him wonder how they were hurting before he blinked a few times, eyes lifting towards the windows and the grey sky, Stiles hoped that the pack would find him. Slumping down in to the bonds, Stiles dropped his chin to his chest as tears gathered in his eyes, he felt scared for the first time since the car accident and he hated the fact that he couldn’t hear for anything which could creep up on him, hated that he couldn’t protect himself, squeezing his eyes shut tightly, Stiles tried to keep the tears away as he finally let the tiredness wash over him.
“Stiles did not normally start his afternoon with a stranger in the back of his Jeep, telling him to ‘Be quiet and don’t do anything stupid, or you’ll never see your precious father again.’”
Stiles isn’t very good at being quiet, and when has he ever not done something stupid?
In which Stiles is kidnapped by a Hunter with a vicious streak and a penchant for torture, and Derek (and Scott) is having none of that.
"I’m Stiles by the way. I’d shake your hand, but the stuff on my hands isn’t actually ink and I don’t want to subject anyone else to that.”
Derek’s really just exuding an aura of ‘what the fuck is wrong with this guy’. Stiles gets that a lot actually.
The one where Stiles owns a magic shop and Derek probably regrets coming back to Beacon Hills right about now.
A new threat comes to Beacon Hills, putting all its supernatural inhabitants in danger. A true alpha and banshee are rare and valuable quarry, but Stiles and Derek are the easiest targets.
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zombie au tag
Stiles needs a babysitter for the weekend. It’s not his fault he goes into his first heat.
Derek is mid-sip of his drink when Stiles blurts out, “When are you going to fuck me?”
Derek splutters, covering his henley with Coke. He pauses, examines Stiles’ face, which is all too serious, and ponders how to respond. Finally, he elects to go with the obvious, “Stiles, you’re twelve.”
“And?” Stiles inquires, disbelief coloring his features. “We’ve done lots of things, I would even say almost everything, and you don’t want to fuck me?”
“And you have a twelve-year-old body. You’re small. I can’t fuck you— I’d break you.” Derek is completely serious. No matter how many times Derek has wanted to fuck him, dreamed of it, jerked off thinking about it, he can’t.
Or in which Stiles wears panties in order to seduce Derek into fucking him.
- Part 2 of The Sinner in Me ‘verse
Normally, Laura is perfectly willing to delicately coach her baby brother through the endless labyrinth of his emotional manpain, but Laura’s dissertation is due in two days and she just flat out doesn’t have the time.
I Hate You a Little, a Lot, Passionately, Not at All by YouRunWithTheWolves (6/6 | 26,083 | NC-17)
Laura has a brother. He’s a dick. So Laura gets herself a best friend.
He’s also a dick.
or, Laura finds a new roommate to replace Isaac and Derek is ecstatic.
"I heard Stiles is a great teacher." Cora says, barely hiding the amusement in her voice.
At that Derek looks up, confused and scared and even more - if that’s possible - embarrassed.
Oh, Laura thinks. Everything makes sense now.
(Interlude) “The chovihano is harmless to Derek.” Mother says.
“I assure you, Miss Laura, Stiles would not hurt Derek.” The shaman says. “Stiles cares greatly for your brother.”
But still. Something in her is screaming, howling and growling.
Part 3 of Strangeness and Charm
there is not a lot of presidents son stiles but there is
Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.
In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.
Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
Stiles finds out the hard way that he’s the son of the President of the United States: a terrorist threatening to kill him. In order to ensure his safety, he’s issued a bodyguard, Derek Hale of the Secret Service, who just happens to be tall, dark, and entirely too fucking handsome. But Derek’s so professional…Stiles just hopes Derek keeps him alive long enough for them to have sex. Right after Stiles gets Derek to like him.
some other bodyguard derek fics
Stiles is the son of a well-known, respected politician. Derek is the only bodyguard to last more than three months with him. He really should have quit while he was ahead.
Based on this tumblr post. (but not really)
Derek is Stiles’ bodyguard, they hook up and it goes to hell from there.
nipple play tag
Derek Hale’s emotional problems extend to his penis. Stiles plays therapist.
When Stiles gives his dad a low fat vanilla cake covered in blue frosting the night before he’s due back to Beacon Hills – the words this cake is as blue as my balls written on it with -, Stiles finds that not having sex for a week is totally worth it if only for the horrified look on his dad’s face as he sees it.
“Why is this a thing? Why would I want to feel Derek’s pain? In what universe does that seem like a practical thing to throw into a mate bond?”
[Stiles and Derek attempt to reconcile their mate bond with their BDSM lifestyle. It’s a fun time for all.]
It starts out as a joke, Stiles calls Derek ‘dad’ when the Alpha gives him a snappy order. What Stiles doesn’t expect is how the joke seems to affect Derek…
Or six times Stiles calls Derek ‘daddy’ and one time he does something about it.
Stiles knew raising a werewolf pup would be hard, but he never thought he’d be doing it alone.
Derek is seventeen, Stiles is thirteen, they’re stepbrothers, things happen….
Werewolves are Known
Dating Backwards | E | 85,826 | warnings
Summary: Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That’s not going to change after they meet. It’s really not. (It might.)
tags: #pornstars, #slowbuild, #alivelaura
What I Did On My Summer Vacation | E | 118,749
Summary: There’s something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can’t quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.
There’s something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.
tags: #alivelaura, #magicstiles, #slowbuild
I Know A Thing About Contrition | E | 14,457
Summary: Exactly four people had responded to the advertisement Derek had put in the local newspaper. En-suite room for rent at 14b Woodburn Street. Non-smokers, please. Contact Derek at blah blah blah- he wasn’t exactly optimistic.
Stacey was sweet thirty-something and a very good candidate. Quentin was a college student who seemed a little stuck up, quite frankly, but was apparently an astronomy major, so Derek didn’t think he’d be seeing much of him. Tim was an accountant, and seemed like a top guy if not a bit dull. All good candidates, Derek knew.
But Stiles. Stiles was something else.
tags: #futurefic, #supernaturalstiles
Swaggity swooty Derek takes it up his booty.
43 fics, all but one rated explicit.
The Battle Was Won, But The War Is Not Over!
We pulled off the impossible last week when we beat Destiel in Round 3 of the Ultimate Slash Tourney, but our grace period has ended. It’s time to fix our war paint and head back into battle. We’ve definitely proved that we’re a worthy opponent, but that just means this 4th and Final Round is ours to lose.
The other fandoms might not have had very high numbers last round, but that could just be because they didn’t have a lot of competition. We cannot get complacent now because this tournament isn’t over yet.
Remember that this is about us, Sterek fans. Remember that this is about fighting back when the word Sterek is dragged through the mud and erased. Remember that two years ago we won this poll to correct an injustice and it’s time we do that again. Remember that this poll is our war cry. Remember that this is about proving that they can’t just wish us away because we’re not useful to them anymore. Let’s remind them once and for all that we are here to stay whether they like it or not.
Winning this tournament is about doing exactly what they don’t want us to do. We can throw their publicity stunts back in their face and prove that we will never cease to exist. Winning this tournament is showing them how powerful we are, despite that they’ve spent the better part of two years convincing themselves we’re too small to matter. Let’s accept that challenge and show them how much we do matter.
We don’t know about you, but we here at the Sterek Campaign still have a whole lot of hell left to give. So do you think we can reach 1,000,000 votes by the end of the week? We certainly do.
Wrong Number by bethesound (8/? | 9,480 | Rated E)
Is it possible to have a mid-life crisis at 17? Because I think that’s happening right now.
Who is this?
Also a midlife crisis requires you to be at the mid point of your life. You’re probably experiencing what everyone experiences at 17. It’s called high school.
Oh sorry man. Wrong number.
Field Season by MsCee (complete | 6,578 | Rated E)
(Or, wherein Derek is a professor, Stiles is a summer fellowship student at the wolf sanctuary, Erica is the worst enabler to ever enable, and then they do the sex)
Helpless Case by MrHaleStilinski (15/17 | 121,670 | Rated E)
Mr. Hale seemed like a great guy and an even better teacher. He had that I-can-create-change outlook that all teachers seem to have before students eventually beat it out of them. Stiles respected that, he really did and normally he would have been all for it but the constant series of awkward boners and constant mid-class fantasies made this a little difficult.
Defense Against the Dark Arts by Snowjob (12/? | 67,024 | Rated T)
It’s their 7th year at Hogwarts, and while Stiles is looking forward to Quidditch matches and kicking ass on his N.E.W.T.S., the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is becoming quite the distraction.
( continuation to this )
The Championship Round has started! Let’s gather the pack one last time this week and take home the crown this year again. For us!
We reached nearly 1,5 million votes against Destiel this past week. We know we have the power. Don’t get lazy just because we’ve beat our biggest opponent. We’ll need everyone’s help to win once and for all.
We can do this. Get to work Alphas!
» VOTE «
As a congratulations to everyone in the Sterek fandom for winning the Backlot poll, I decided to make a SUPPPPER long fic rec list full of random fics. Some old, some new, but all of them are amazing! So behold, a huge ass list that puts Tyler Hoechlin’s booty to shame. (JK, his butt is the greatest thing on this earth… besides Pizza.)
Stardust (WIP: 1/?: Teen)
This is the story about how Stiles Stilinski becomes a man.
A much greater challenge altogether, for to achieve it –
he must win the heart of his one, true love.
Babcia Knows Best (one shot: 11,887: Teen)
Stiles takes his grandmother to bingo every Thursday. Now there’s a new guy calling out the numbers, and his grandmother has decided to set them up.
Beauty and the Ex (one shot: 26,313: Mature)
Stiles doesn’t want to screw up his chances with Josh, so he does something he may regret: he goes to Derek Hale, Josh’s intimidating ex-boyfriend, for dating advice.
Things don’t go according to plan. But with a little magic (and werewolves) they might go all right.
Incantation Ink (Series: 30,042: Explicit)
The tattoo parlor didn’t look like much. The apprentice who was supposed to be inking Derek’s new magical tattoo wasn’t immediately confidence-inspiring either.
To Navigate your Seas (one shot: 26,010: Explicit)
Derek is a beach bum/surfer; Stiles is his new neighbor. Feels ensue.
Talk Geeky to Me (one shot: 19,873: Explicit)
The five times Derek and Stiles “fake” kiss and one time they take things further.
Professional Werewolf Witch (one shot: 5,134: General)
"Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.
He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows’ head and says, “Uh, a box of that stuff.”
P.E. turns glances at the crate and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. “You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?” God, magic is so fucking weird.
"Yeah." Stiles nods because he’s making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.
That’s Why He Lets Him In (Series: 12,443: Explicit)
Stiles watches him for a long beat before responding, taking in the sharp lines of his bearded jaw and the strong tendons of his neck that lead down to the soft, dark chest hair peeking out of his dark green v-neck.
“Did you want something,” he asks, voice whiskey-dark, watching how Derek’s eyes fall to his mouth as he speaks.
“Yeah,” Derek whispers throatily, barely loud enough for him to hear. “Yeah, Stiles, I want something.”CSI: Beacon Hills(one shot: 8,243: Teen)Back when Stiles was in high school Beacon Hills didn’t have a crime lab, because they simply didn’t need one. Those were the days.