My Heart Comes Tumbling Down by DevilDoll
(1/1 | 5,689 | E)
In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all..

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deer-lorde-geezus: Do you know any fics where there are lots of puns or something (I just finished welcome to hale and couldn't get over the title)? Thanks!

hahaha yeah

I Intend to be Independently Blue by  (complete | 21,761 | R)

Stiles is the worst thing that could have happened to Derek. He hasn’t been wolfing out at inopportune moments since his teens, but only because he has a system in place. And this is where Stiles comes into play. Because he’s been messing with this system, and doesn’t even know. Also, there’s a wendigo.

Pick Me Up by  (oneshot | 4,784 | PG-13)

Growing more and more confident as he grew older, Stiles started the ridiculous pick-up lines and joke-flirting with Derek back when he was still in college. After college, it just got worse. Not that Derek minds. Sometimes Derek will play along, because Stiles is funny, and those bad pun innuendo pick-up lines are ridiculously hilarious, and he likes it when Stiles tosses his head back and laughs like that. He loves it when he’s able to catch Stiles off guard with his own brand of humor, loves the way his eyes light up as he smiles at Derek. Pretty much, he’s just kind of hopelessly gone on Stiles, but doesn’t fully realize it.

Then one day…he does.

Doctor Stiles Horrible, Ph.D. by  (wip | 18,478 | R)

Between obtaining Wonderflonium for his newest invention, pursuing acceptance into the Evil League of Evil, battling his nemesis, and Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous at the laundromat, supervillain Stiles has a lot to vlog about.

Teach Me how to Handle a Stick by  (oneshot | 7,835 | R)

AU where Sophomore Stiles needs to learn how to drive stick and Senior Derek Hale just so happens to be the perfect candidate to show him the proper technique…No he actually teaches him how to drive.

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rileysgotitgoingon: Hi, I was wondering if you knew of any fics where Derek is really good at board games and everyone is surprised? I looked through your gaming tag and didn't see anything.

um these have board games but im not sure if derek is good at them so

Losers by  (oneshot | 34,234 | R)

Where Derek is new to college, eager to spend his time learning, and Stiles is everything he didn’twant in a room mate. He’s loud, he’s into sports, and he keeps trying to make Derek do things.

Or, the one where Derek falls for a jock, Erica will cut you if you disturb her studying, and Jackson is a closeted romantic who pretends to hate everything.

Everybody’s Gotta Roll A Natural 1 Sometime by  (oneshot | 1,013 | G)

How can you keep your pack’s respect when you can’t even take out a 5th-level Warrior guard? Don’t worry, Derek; this happens to all aasimar clerics of Obad-Hai sometimes.

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 by  (oneshot | 557 | G)

Stiles cackled and slapped the little silver Scottie dog six spaces forward, landing squarely on B&O Railroad, which had––impossibly!––remained unclaimed until this very moment.

it swings, it jives (it shakes all over like a jellyfish) by  (oneshot | 730 | G)

"Derek’s coming in for War Machine night," Peter says, and smiles, that asshole, because he knows how Stiles feels about Derek Hale and War Machine. His feelings are equally intense on either ground.


a target that I’m probably gonna miss by  (oneshot | 2,469 | PG-13)

When Scott calls Stiles to ask if he wants to come over and hang, it’s pretty much just a formality. They’ve spent every Saturday night together for as long as Scott can remember; it’s not like Stiles is going to have other plans.

Distract and Conquer by  (oneshot | 640 | G)

Stiles gets fidgety when he’s cooped up, so Derek tries to distract him.

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obsessedbysharman: Hey ! I really love your blog its my favourite for sure ! I was wondering if you knew some good fanfics where Stiles and Derek are step brothers or things like that.

you got it

First, Last, and All by  (oneshot | 1,933 | NC-17)

Prompt: I want Derek/Stiles brother fic (okay with the boys being half or step-brothers too) where they’re both “normal” until Derek goes to college, gets turned into a werewolf, and is DRIVEN to get home to claim his sweet little brother (STIIIILES) ‘cause maybe their Dad died when they were young and Derek’s always thought of Stiles as HIS, but it wasn’t weird/creepy until he was turned.

you needed it (he tasted you inside out) by  (oneshot | 6,101 | R)

The summer before Stiles starts high school, his Dad remarries and Stiles gets a whole new family.

The Curse That Comes With a Kiss by  (wip | 20,857 | NC-17)

The one where Stiles and Derek are the same age and Derek’s mom didn’t die in the fire.

young and so hip and so beautiful by  (oneshot | 1,946 | PG-13)

Stiles composts.

He fundraises for Pismo Beach Disaster Relief.

He even tries to watch the news once. It’s terrible.

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wearethestilinskis: I need jock!stiles like I need air to breathe. For real. I went through your tag and found only one fic with it (that I've already read, btw) So please, jock!stiles. Please.

yesssssss also most of these are shy/nerd!derek so yeah

seems to me it’s chemistry by  (oneshot | 4,153 | PG-13)

Awkward Nerd Derek has been crushing on Handsome Jock Stiles since forever—so getting paired with him on a Chemistry project is definitely the best/worst thing that’s ever happened to him.

apart of the covalent bonds series if you want that

If you asked me if I love him, I’d lie by  (complete | 37,306 | NC-17)

Derek has already typed the entire report out and even got all of the stuff prepared for the poster that Stiles and him will have to present. Derek found that he actually didn’t mind doing all the work when it was Stiles he was doing it for, but he wasn’t going to let Stiles get away completely. He was going to get Stiles to come over and help with the poster, so help him god.

A Guide to Wooing Unsuspecting Jocks Accidentally by (oneshot | 1,673 | G)

Derek knew that he was good at approximately four things - six if you counted his strength and talent at lurking as being good at something. And he was okay with that. He was just glad to be good at ONE thing.

A Missed Opportunity Is Found by  (oneshot | 3,362 | PG-13)

Derek was more than halfway done with shelving the new shipment of Young Adult fantasy novels by the time Stiles finally breezed through the door, signaling his late arrival with the dull jingling of the bell. He wasn’t even in his work clothes yet, and Derek noted with disdain the streaks of mud that covered Stiles from head to toe.

“You’re more than an hour late,” Derek stated, more of a fact than an admonishment. Stiles was not only the boss’ kid, he was a snarky, arrogant teenage boy with an abundance of confidence, and Derek could rarely muster the nerve to stand up to him, regardless of his position as manager.

a drunk mind is a sober heart and my drunk mind wants to climb you by  (oneshot | 2,351 | NR)

In which Stiles runs into a brick wall that is Derek, he’s kissed somewhere in the struggle, and this ends with him questioning his sexuality.

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thetrustyredhoodie: Are there any cowboy!derek or cowboy!stiles fics you could suggest for me? I looked at the tags page but I couldn't find anything. Thanks so much!! This blog is perfect.

uh sure thing

Happiness Is Not A Horse, You Cannot Harness It by  (oneshot | 7,308 | R)

Derek’s expecting the new guy. He’s expecting another mostly-useless college kid who doesn’t know one end of a horse from the other, and Derek doesn’t have the time to babysit. What he’s not expecting is Stiles Stilinski, who carries on conversations with the livestock and gets maybe a little too chummy with Isaac and is really kind of stupidly perfect in every way. And it’s justdistracting, that’s all.

One Door Closes by  (complete | 27,794 | NC-17)

Derek knows that Stiles is too young for him, but Stiles doesn’t agree. Eight years after Derek rejects him due to the age gap, they meet again where Derek has settled in Wyoming as a ranch hand, and Stiles is the new deputy, and still pissed as hell about the way Derek turned him down. Things don’t go as either of them planned.

Winter’s Tail by  (oneshot | 3,742 | G)

Monday was the actual best. Stiles had a good hour before he would be officially working, his hands were warm despite the weather because he had them wrapped around two wonderful-smelling hot coffee beverages, and he was leaning on the paddock fence, watching Derek Hale catch his horse for him. Mondays were made out of rainbows and magic, and nobody would ever convince Stiles otherwise.

Boots, Chaps, and Cowboy Hats by purloinedinpetrograd (wip | 20,870 | R)

Getting shipped off to Middle of Nowhere, Colorado was the last way Stiles wanted to spend the summer before senior year; especially when it meant living on a ranch with relatives he hadn’t spoken to for years. However, he quickly finds out that not all of it is so bad - especially resident cowboy Derek Hale. Now, if only he could get the guy to open up and actually talk to him.

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xenobotanist: hey! I noticed you didn't have a hunger games crossover thingy majig on your tags page and I was wondering if you could maybe rec me some? I live off of this blog btw thank you so much for doing this.

yeah sure

Remember Us by tylerfucklin (complete | 2,339 | PG-13)

Stiles couldn’t bear the thought of seeing Derek’s face if he were to survive this, if he were to come back as the murderer of a child. He didn’t think Derek could bear the knowledge that Stiles - innocent, harmless Stiles - had blood on his hands. He wanted Derek to remember him, remember them, before any of this.

Before Stiles’ name had been pulled from that fucking bowl.

Predator and Prey by  (complete | 38,348 | G)

"Why did you save me?" Anger, confusion, disbelief.

Stiles sighed, fingers twitching against his knee.

"You looked like you needed the help, I was passing through the area, heard the kerfuffle, and decided that I could spare the time from my busy schedule to lend a hand, so I dived down and pulled you out, and let me tell you man, you weigh a ton."

"You saved my life. Those aren’t the rules of this game."

Stiles’ face darkened, his eyes intense, voice low.

"I don’t like the rules of this game."

I Am The Match, I Am The Spark by  (oneshot | 3,441 | NR)

Stiles isn’t stupid; he knows in all likelihood he’s being sent off to die. From the moment his name is called though; Stiles clamps down on his fear and focuses on the fact that he’s going to need a plan if he’s going to come back home to his dad.

Come Away To The Darkness by hrelics9 (complete | 68,588 | R)

His name is ringing in his ears. Scott’s hand is back on his wrist, so tight Stiles knows there will be bruises.

you’ll be to blame, for playing this game by  (oneshot | 13,947 | PG-13)

When you sign up for your death sentence you’d expect the world to fall silent. That everything would stop the minute that tiny slip of paper is unravelled sealing your fate. That everything would cease to exist those few seconds before the first syllables are called out and you know, beyond a doubt, that everything as you know it is about to change.

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sinisterstuff: Hey, do you have any Night Vale crossovers. Preferably where Stiles is Ciecil and Derek is Carlos, but i'd be happy with anything set in night vale :) Thank you so much!!

you should listen to full moon radio its the gr8est thing 

Your friend is not who he seems. Welcome… to Night Vale. by  (wip | 5,097 | PG-13)

After his mother’s death, Stiles Stilinski - Night Vale born and raised - moves to Beacon Hills to live with his estranged father. He quickly makes friends with Scott McCall, and the rest of the pack by extension, who do everything they can to keep him out of the paranormal tomfoolery that goes about town.

But while you can take a boy out of Night Vale, you can’t take the Night Vale out of the boy.

(Well, not without a scalpel, anyway.)

At the Still Point of the Turning World by  (oneshot | 2,388 | PG-13)

The only real thought that Stiles has is that he can’t let his father see her, this woman who somehow is and isn’t his mother. (Welcome to Night Vale crossover)

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diamonds-and-dynamite: And also, I know there's the bamf!stiles tag and I love it, but do you have any recs where stiles is great with guns? There's a couple in that tag, do you know any more? Thank you :)

you mean the gun play tag. you should also check out the hunter stiles tag and maybe the zombies / dystopian

You’re Gonna Need Someone On Your Side by  (complete | 41,426 | PG-13)

Stiles didn’t want to be a sidekick forever. Chris Argent needed an apprentice. Derek is probably going to kill them both.

Vindicated by  (oneshot | 41,594 | NC-17)

AU. After Stiles’ dad died in the Hale fire, the Argents took him in, left Beacon Hills and trained him to be a Hunter. They give him weapons and tell him the family business- Hunting- is a lifestyle, not a job. Especially for them. Argents are Hunter royalty, as it turns out, so Genim has a lot to live up to, even though Allison- his sister, of sorts- won’t find out until later on. She’ll lead them, in her time, whereas Stiles will fight for them, a soldier. Stiles always did like Captain America, it has to be said.

Or the one where Stiles is a good Hunter that manages to fall in love with Derek Hale. This… is not his day.

The Metal Duck Apocalypse by  (oneshot | 334 | PG-13)

Derek scowls hefting the air rifle uncomfortably against his shoulder. It’s awkward and weighs more than he thought it would. “I’m not usually on this end of the rifle, Stiles,” he says, which earns him a sideways glance from the carnie running the shooting game. Peachy.

Gunpowder & Mountain Ash by  (oneshot | 3,263 | PG-13)

The gun lessons start when he’s ten. The mountain ash comes later.

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44 notes6 months ago
peterjsonquills: do you have some fake!married aus? like undercover spies and stuff


A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel by  (oneshot | 21,285 | NC-17)

Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.

Sparkle Motion Speaking by  (oneshot | 6,818 | NC-17)

Stiles. For the last time, we’re in witness protection, not part of some FBI undercover operation. There’s no code names involved. Capiche? In which Derek and Stiles pretend to be married for the sake of everyone’s wolvelihood.

Studmuffin by  (oneshot | 775 | PG-13)

It’s not a secret that Stiles Stilinski hates Derek Hale and Derek hates him back.

The right lie can seal your fate by (wip | 7,526 | R)

Stiles goes undercover to investigate the Hale family that he believes is responsible for killing his family.
What he didn’t expect was for Derek to be his partner nor to be fake married to him.

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72 notes6 months ago
hale-me-derek: hello :) i was thinking if you have more fics for daddy kink tag i already read all you have thank you very much! (sorry my english is not perfect i am hungarian :)

uh maybe

Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire by  (oneshot | 780 | NC-17)

The metallic weight of the handcuffs feels almost comforting around the solidity of Derek’s wrists, a minimal yet powerful restraint that keeps him tied to the wood headboard, reminding Derek that sometimes giving up control doesn’t necessarily mean a jump into darkness.

Care in the Holding by Anonymous (oneshot | 1,720 | NC-17)

Good boys get treats.

we keep it going on and on by  (oneshot | 3,334 | NC-17)

Stiles is tucked into one of Derek’s white dress shirts, the sleeves a touch too long, the shoulders just a bit too broad.

He looks… soft. Young. Demure. Like something to be defiled.

steal some covers, share some skin by  (oneshot | 1,433 | R)

Derek takes a step back towards the bed, running his hand over sweat-damp hair. His eyes catch and drag on bright blood against soft, white sheets.

Wool by  (oneshot | 1,651 | NC-17)

Porn. Definitely no plot. Just some of my favorite kinks.

Please? by  (complete | 1,495 | NC-17)

Sometimes, Stiles says things he probably should regret.

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filed under:forforareeaskrecsdaddy kink

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