uh well general magician stiles:
Derek comes home to find an abandoned werebaby on his front porch and Stiles volunteers to help him out. Surprisingly, that is just the beginning of his problems.
Stiles is a children’s magician hired to perform at a Hale family birthday party.
and i don’t know any Now You See Me crossovers
I made a page for you! http://theofficialstereklibrary.tumblr.com/week (its in the description so now you should be able to see it)
One of Stiles’ favorite things about life is Derek Hale’s food blog. He never expects to meet the man in person.
“Derek,” he says again, and the name feels very strange on his tongue. “You don’t mean Derek Hale.”
His professor’s eyebrows reach up, eyes widening. “You read his blog?”
"Uh. Worship. Would be a better more descriptive word. That is Derek Hale?"
Jimmy chuckles. “Good-looking guy, huh?”
"You mean to tell me the Food Network hasn’t snatched him up to dethrone everyone else from daytime TV."
Jimmy smiles a small private smile. “I don’t think TV is his medium.”
Stiles raises an eyebrow. “Shy?”
The man laughs heartily at that. “No, I wouldn’t say that. He just has particular forms of expression, like eyebrows and chili powder.”
Derek gets forced to watch some sci-fi show about a surly, secret prince and the sarcastic young spaceship captain hired to aid him on his quest. Strangely enough, he finds himself hooked on it. So much so that he’s even drawn into the fandom. There he meets a popular fanfic author with an oddly endearing attitude, and he gets rather smitten. Maybe this mystery guy could actually help get him to stop pining for Stiles…
The one where they go on a road trip and learn a lot about each other. Then life goes on.
Dear Jeff Davis,
When you grow up reading Tamora Pierce, large age gaps do not make you hesitate when it comes to your OTP.
Bubbles’s endless Fic rec list (1/∞) Fake/pretend relationship
Before you start: Remember that we love our writers and don’t want them to stop, so even if you read the fic before make sure you left kudus/comment.. or both.. both is good.
› You Found Another Way To Tell The Truth (3393 words/Teen) by RemainNameless
The one where the Sheriff finds Derek in Stiles’s room in a compromising position and Derek maybe makes it worse. (Or better.)
› Easy Alpha (4602 words/Teen) by interropunct
Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.
› pretty in tents (7657 words/Mature) by kellifer_fic
Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.
› The Hour of the Wolf (54045 words/Mature) by Suaine
Stiles never wanted to be a werewolf, but the choice is taken out of his hands by a series of unfortunate events. When he wakes up his life has become infinitely more complicated.
› Can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful (6260 words/Mature) by HalfFizzbin
“Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma.”(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the
› Everything’s Fine (5166 words/Mature) by TamrynEradani
The one where Stiles’s dad is okay with Derek and Stiles dating until Derek and Stiles are actually dating and then he’s not okay with it at all.
› Don’t Worry Baby (20276 words/Explicit) by kalpurna
“You know you’re allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?” he says, afterwards. “We can do whatever you want. That’s kind of the point.” Derek doesn’t respond.
› The Road to Self-Actualization Is Littered with F-Bombs (24811 words/Mature) by blue_fjords
It’s Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he’s got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples’ retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It’s the world’s most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
› Honey eyed hero (1800 words/Teen) by hello_there_darling
After running into his ex at a bar Derek needs someone to rescue him from what could only be a disastrous night. Stiles could be an unexpected hero.
› Gravity’s Got Nothing on You (83980 words/Explicit) by zosofi
"I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so… “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“ “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.” “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
› According to Plans (72744 words/Explicit) by eldee
Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn’t have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles’ plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)
› The Sweetest of Words (Have the Bitterest Taste) (9902 words/Explict) by Omni
“Ah, yeah, Desiree, I told you I was meeting someone. Well, that someone is Derek. My boyfriend. We’re totally in love.” His heart was racing and Derek was holding him so tight it was difficult to turn enough to face the young woman. What he did see of her had his breath catching on fishhooks in his throat. She was normally a relatively pretty girl, with cute round cheeks and large dark eyes, but in that moment she looked…terrifying. Her cheeks seemed gaunt, her eyes glowing like they were little windows peeking into a deep pit of raging flame.
(Or: Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek’s determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It’s not really as much of an act as either seems to think.)
› Not Your Disney Romance (42065 words) by tylerfucklin
After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack’s alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.
› Electricity In the Contact (27067 words) by ladyblahblah
In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
› Miner For Truth and Delusion (20978 words) by blacktofade
Stiles stumbles across what he thinks is a cult in the preserve and ends up cursed so that everyone wants to get with him. It makes it harder for him to get things back to normal, but luckily there’s one person who’s unaffected.
sure thing its been a while (and by a while i mean a year wow okay)
“So… What’s your name?” Derek asks, pushing around a canned peach with his plastic fork.
“Uh.” Is the zombie’s response, much more intelligent than he’d originally thought the corpses were. Sure, it’s not a full conversation, but this one tries. This one saved him, and didn’t eat him while he slept.
“Do you not have a name?” He asks, looking at the confused expression on the corpse’s face. Maybe he can’t remember it. Derek thinks it’s sad.
“Uh. St…Uh, I..” It tries, scratching at the buzz cut hair, foggy eyes searching the room and then Derek’s face.
“…Stuart?” He supplies, but the corpse shakes his head, nose turned up. “Steven? Stu? S…Stiles?”
“Huh?” That catches his attention, the last one.
“Stiles.” Derek nods, thinking it’s odd, but good. Like him. “That can be your name. Okay?”
Stiles does something like a smile, “Oh…Okay.”
They don’t know where it came from.
One day there were obscure reports about sudden outbreaks of violence all over the place, violence that started spreading, like a virus, like a disease. Until one mild evening in April… it reached Beacon Hills.
There were graffiti all over the town, words carved into trees and park benches, letters written in blood. And they all spelled out the same thing: Croatoan.
apart of the Croatoan ‘verse
Endure and Survive (To the Edge of the Universe and Back) by blindinglights (oneshot | 46,960 | NC-17)
Stiles never saw it coming, not the world ending or even the zombies that came with it.
“Hey, I’m Will Smith and you’re the dog, huh?” Stiles jokes once, and Derek levels a glare at him. They make plans: travel by car, disinfectant in the back, perishables under the seat. The guns in the front with them; always in reach.
"This has officially gone straight past Indiana Jones and into Lara Croft levels of utter ridiculousness." (Adventure archaeologists!AU.)
*has scott/stiles & stiles/derek so
Stiles’ cover is blown the day Derek gets hit by Allison’s arrow.
i do actually
Derek Hale’s just been hired to perform an extraction. He probably isn’t qualified for this.
You can hide from Cobol but you can’t hide from your baby brother by asimpletruth42 (oneshot | 4,692 | G)
Stiles Stilinski is Arthur’s little brother. Arthur hasn’t been back to Beacon Hills in so long that Stiles decides to take matters in to his own hands and track him down. Eames is delighted by Stiles’ energy and even more so by his ability to make Arthur smile.
Non-linear Inception AU. Scott goes into the woods to get answers, and Stiles follows; instead they find Derek, an extractor determined to set things right the only way he knows how. Derek is sworn to protect Scott. Stiles just swears a lot while protecting him. In the thorny chain of events that follows, there’s one thing that Stiles knows for sure: it’s easier to get into this business than out of it, especially with a new splinter group—known only as “Kanima”—pressing its thumb on the balance of power.
well theres fic with laura and derek being twins
but im assuming you want two dereks. but i do not know of twin dereks out there so i’m gonna rec double derek which includes clones, doppelganger, etc.
A soul fractured to the bone (searching for someone who can make you whole) by MemeKon (oneshot | 7,163 | NC-17)
“You have to merge the two sides together, Stiles. Through mating. Sexual magic is second in power only to blood magic. And the latter one is too dangerous and volatile to be feasible.”
“They have to… With each other?” He inquires; and although hello there spank bank material for the rest of eternity, the issue still stands that “They kind of can’t tolerate each other? Or at least Other!Derek doesn’t tolerate regular Derek.”
“Oh, I see.” There’s the distinct sound of paper rustling. “That’s… less fortunate but still doable. They will need a link. A nexus to help them fix the broken bond between instinct and reason. Someone who both sides trust and have a connection with. Is there anyone who the wolf has shown a particular attachment to, Stiles? Or even someone whom he lets near it?”
It was odd, seeing his face on someone else.
Don’t piss off the witch on the third floor. Well, not too often.
“Wow, you can just feel the wrongness in the air,” Stiles says eventually, breaking the three minute long silence since the…Derek…clone…? (oh god, as if she would even know, what is with her life these days) just sort of…popped into existence. In the middle of the warehouse.
Well, okay, then, Allison thinks.
"I just…I just want someone to fuck me,” he blurts out, flailing his hands around. “I mean, like, really fuck me. Not any of this wishy-washy stuff, but someone with strength and stamina who’ll actually, honestly, fuck me, hold me down and fuck me so hard I can still feel it the next day.”
“So, essentially, you want a werewolf,” Lydia deduces.
“Where would I even find a werewolf willing to fuck a human?” Stiles demurs. Werewolves mostly keep to themselves. Stiles doesn’t blame them.
“Oh for Christ’s sake.” Lydia levels him with a hard look. “You find them where you find everyone you can purchase the fulfillment of your every sexual fantasy. Find a damn hooker.”
Caveat: I was out of fandom from ~2004 to 2011, so some of this isn’t first hand experience (I missed lj’s heyday…the fandom side at least). But I have a thing for wikis and have no idea how many hours I’ve spent on wikipedia, supernaturalwiki, tvtropes, and fanlore.
- Fanfic Archives and Fandom Spaces
- Tropes & Genres
- Some Terms to Know
Fanfic Archives and Fandom Spaces:
1998/9 and on = fanfiction.net [ff.net]
- no differentiation between M and NC-17 since explicit/nc-17 is technically not allowed (banned in 2003; every few years they delete a bunch of adult stories; adultfanfiction.net was created after the ban but was never really popular)
2007/8 and on = tumblr
2008/9 and on = archive of our own [ao3]
- surge in popularity mid-2011 due to an incident at lj and people wanting to backup their stories
Characterizations: What’s with the tendency to make one a wilting flower and emphasize differences in height, skin color (“cas isn’t super pale…”), and overall size? (See also: patriarchy, gender roles.)
(all quoted from fanlore):
- dominant or “pursuing” half
- usually taller and often older than the uke, and sometimes exhibits stereotypical alpha male characteristics: overprotective, masculine (compared to the uke — most seme characters are still drawn in a relatively androgynous style), and physically powerful. Artistically, they are often depicted with smaller eyes, more well-defined jawlines, and a generally more “adult” appearance.
- submissive or “pursued” half
- often shorter, younger, and physically weaker than the seme, drawn with androgynous/feminine features like big eyes, and frequently has long or otherwise “pretty” hair.
Tropes & Genres (just a selection; all of this is from fanlore and tvtropes):
- a/b/o & knotting
- coffee shop au
- crack [tvtropes]
- darkfic [tvtropes]
- domestic [tvtropes]
- fix it fic
- fuck or die (sex pollen)
- genderswap [tvtropes]
- high school [tvtropes]/college au
- historical au [tvtropes]
- hurt/comfort [tvtropes]
- kid!fic [tvtropes]
- pretend couple
- pwp [tvtropes]
- slave fic
- tentacles [more on wikipedia]
Some Terms to Know:
AU: stories that take place in an alternate universe
canon: source material
canon verse: stories that take place in the same universe as the source material
femslash: female/female romantic relationship
IC: in character
MCD: major character death
OC/OFC/OMC: original character (could specify female or male)
OOC: out of character
trait!character: a way to describe the character’s state (ex: job, emotion, state, anything really…mechanic!dean, possessive!cas, demon!dean)
trope reversal: switching the roles typically played by characters (ex: jock!cas/nerd!dean or righteous man!cas/angel!dean)
WIP: work in progress
- on ff.net: designated by a lack of “Status: Complete” at the top of the fic
- on livejournal: author will usually mention it next to the word count
- on AO3: designated by a the chapters field at the top of the fic
- 3/?: three chapters complete out of an unknown number
- 6/30: six chapters complete out of an expected 30 (may be finished or just planned by the author)
Everyone had a mark scrawled somewhere across their body. A name, usually a signature to represent their soul mate, their one and only true love. Stiles has known who his mark belonged to since the third grade. He doesn’t understand how Derek can be so oblivious.